I love how bill collectors call and the answering machine is talking to them and it says Answering machine-"This person is not home right please leave a message after the beep"     beep.......Bill Collector-"Hello this is "Mike" how are you today? hello this is Mike, hello? Hello are you there?" Its like hello duh it says the person is not home leave a message, it doesn't say hi I'm pretending to be an answering machine please talk to me while I'm pretending, and its a live person as the bill collector so I know that they are real, so I don't know how they are not getting it, it just makes me laugh, its just so funny how they do not get it huhhh people  :)