In English wondering why the stupid Haitians thought of Zombies, because it is so stupid. I don't like the whole thing of Zombies it just doesn't make any sense to me. How do you get the person that has become a zombie to be one, what make's them crave human flesh? I don't get the whole "arg I'm gonna eat your brain!", umm no clearly you are not because I have a skull protecting my brain and I know you won't be able to eat through my skull because you are not strong if you were, you would be able to use both of your legs and not one of them and drag the other. How do you become the "living dead" and how do you magically have one working leg but then you are faster than an actual living person, who are you Sonic the Hedgehog, I mean come on, really, really When we are little we learn that zombies want to eat our brains, but then when we get older they want to eat our flesh as well and now they even have it where they are eating our inners. Just stick to something and leave it as that. This is why I do not agree with the whole zombie thing. People just can't stick to one thing they have to change everything and make everyone confused. (I Hate it!)

Dear Person who is trying to run away from me,

Hi I'm a zombie I'll have a leg that looks broken but it doesn't hurt and also I may be slow in walking but if I see you run I'll be like Sonic the Hedgehog and get right in front of you so you can't run away anymore. Also I'll say brains all the time telling you that I want to eat your brains but really I'm just gonna eat your brains and your flesh. P.S also your inners so WATCH OUT! ha ha P.S.S maybe next I'll crave your bones and eat those too (try anyway).

Sincerely, The Friendly Zombie

P.S.S.S (talking in a whisper) I'm right behind you  :)